Attack of the Jenius

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

(Source: sendificator)

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Photoset reblogged from megan rosalarian gedris

rosalarian:

Tonight at burlesque rehearsal, we were googling Skyrim mods to get inspiration. For our stripper costumes. And our leader felt uncomfortable looking at some of them. And the costumes we make based on these will be some of our skimpiest ever. Perhaps law-breakingly skimpy.

And then I come home and see this, and the world is perfect.

(Source: stepsoversnails)

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Photoset reblogged from elton gang or die

bleakparadise:

rare, personal list of kim and kanye’s possible baby’s name

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Post reblogged from blog of eternal stench

brandnewswastikas:

A mosquito bit my eardrum and now every song I listen to sounds like a middle school church band covering “Dude (Looks Like A Lady)” by Aerosmith, but they changed the words to “Dude looks like a savior.”