Attack of the Jenius

petite-madame:

Jared Padalecki as The Winter Soldier and Jensen Ackles as Captain America. My contribution to this month’s Spn art challenge and the theme “Poster Movie Crossover”.

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mexicanfood420:

givemesomeknope:

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if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead

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ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

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gnumblr:

reblog if you’re the gay cousin

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moosetardis:

harryll0yds:

my favourite part of this is

a lot of people think that a guy’s foot size is directly related to his dick’s size

so by all accounts, Kristoff was asking how well-endowed Hans was

All men subconsciously compare themselves to other men they hear about so he was also subtly hinting he’s got a big ding dong

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openaccess-ling:

Language Universals & Linguistic Typology: Syntax & Morphology - Comrie

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linguistics  # ref  # read later  

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

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inbox:

inbox:

do you ever wonder if any of your followers are dead

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tyleroakleyismyqueen:

Such a great answer

The best answer really.

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onitboss:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

sabrina-is-at-221b-bakerstreet:

laughingstation:

 

say it again bitch

You heard me

what the fuck happens when i leave

I snorted

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nickthetwin:

yiaichenn:

221b-mine-please:

pirenstoletheimpala:

mycroft-queenofcake:

iamjayse:

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

this is our domain

guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent

Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now

Damn math fandom bloggers

shut your pi hole

I dont know whether this post is a sine of a math fandom or pun lovers

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pau1y:

what the fuck is your damage henry

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talesofspookystucks:

my kind of news

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cuttingmyhips:

agent-british-fangirl:

kldzbop:

imagine banana wiht any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

Since when was ‘y’ a vowel?

A E I O U AND SOMETIMES Y GO TO FIRST GRADE

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