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if you’re ever sad think of the anatomy in the xxxHolic anime
why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
(Source: sendificator)
Tonight at burlesque rehearsal, we were googling Skyrim mods to get inspiration. For our stripper costumes. And our leader felt uncomfortable looking at some of them. And the costumes we make based on these will be some of our skimpiest ever. Perhaps law-breakingly skimpy.
And then I come home and see this, and the world is perfect.
(Source: stepsoversnails)
A mosquito bit my eardrum and now every song I listen to sounds like a middle school church band covering “Dude (Looks Like A Lady)” by Aerosmith, but they changed the words to “Dude looks like a savior.”